One of my co-workers told me all about how much better the bathrooms were on the 10th floor, while I was pooping.

The client thanked us today with a parting gift of 6 beers.

Many complained about their butts hurting today, and then bought hats during lunch.

Everyone did extreme work outs at the gym immediately after eating Sushi.

We listened to George Michael for a few seconds longer than we should have.

The slushy machine on our side of the building was empty. Bullshit.

We discovered that swiveling back and forth on a razor scooter will get you more distance.

The ceiling fan at the taco place is still shaking violently.

We made garbage.